It’s great at the top of the food chain.

Wild animals eat nasty stuff like weeds, bugs and cold carcasses, while we humans eat tasty stuff like hot roast beef, mashed potatoes and gravy. And while nature’s beasts struggle to catch their meals, we just pop ours in the microwave and “ding”— it’s done. After all, we humans don’t just eat to survive. We eat to be Completely Satisfied.